She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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