Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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