I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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