i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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