like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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