I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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