nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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