i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Just cropdusted the office
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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