this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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