I hate your face
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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