You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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