how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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