I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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