if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
NoShamevember. You game?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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