Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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