ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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