But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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