I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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