How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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