At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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