I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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