I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
as a side note pls kill me
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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