The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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