it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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