Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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