Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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