Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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