Sponge bath it is.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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