i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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