Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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