My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I cut my penus on the lid.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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