Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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