So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
