so explain again why im purple
no
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
