come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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