This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Randomize
