dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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