I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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