My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
