You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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