Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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