you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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