I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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