About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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