Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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