Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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