matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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