shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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