I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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