Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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