3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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