can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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