I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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