You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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