Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think I won the penis lottery.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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