You smell like stripper and shame
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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