i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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