They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i dont even know how to be here
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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