What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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